puff god

A person how has the best weed and smokes alot

man the some good shit where did you get it

the puff god

by Urban god of the dictionary April 26, 2017

god Condom

1.A relentes promise of truth an utmost seal to promises, it equals "I swear" Say by any religious person.

2. A promise or seal of Truth/Bets.

Mexican 1. Jo man I ran like 3 miles today.

Mexican 2. Nah godspeed I don't think so.

Mexican 1. No J for real I was being chase by a dog.

Mexican 2. god condom?!

Mexican1. god condom.

by The RealTruth. October 22, 2019

Birthday God

The God who comes around once a year, staying as long as he wants, to make your Birthday or Birthday Week bomb as fuck by giving you random perks.

Omg the cashier at tacobell just gave me my whole meal for free. Thank you birthday god!

It hasn't rained for my whole birthday week in SEATTLE, Birthday God must love me.

I must have been extra good this year because Birthday God just got me a free Hot Air Balloon ride tomorrow morning

My religion is the Birthday God.

by Aquamarineee September 8, 2012

Ramble god

A person that talks on too much for random stuff and on off topic tuff

Ay bro i woke up and walked my fish while folding the dishes

shut up you are an annoying ramble god

by GOOGAARUUUUEEEE August 24, 2022

Choco Gods

One shall be recommended by another choco chink, shall be challenged by their skills to see if they are a match for a choco god shall be chosen by choco chink al yafie

Current choco gods as listed here

by Tuan Da silva September 28, 2017

gods cock

The cock of God.

Gods cock is so shinny you’ll go blind if you look at it.

by Pezkal April 26, 2020

Clout God

Someone who does the extraordinary, or something that’s never been done before. Each stunt gives you points depending on the level of crazy the stunt is

Juan Valles just pulled a crossover on Noah Toadacheenie and dunked all over him. That’s massive clout god points for that stunt!

by JVcl0uT6od March 4, 2018