Egg Roll

When your sex partner will penetrate their penis into the female whilst they pass wind onto their bellend and they pop their egg smothered cock into the female's mouth.

For example, last night I made an egg roll with my bird, it was pleasurable and she thoroughly enjoyed it.

by Bangers N Mash 69 July 6, 2019

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

Eggs

Eggs is a short abbreviation for exactly

Eg:

john said "so I just put this piece on top of the other piece"

Richard : "Eggs"

by Joe Slogan March 26, 2022

Bonus Egg

When you are sucking semen through a straw from another man's anus and if you get a chunk of feces

That was one tasty morsel love that bonus egg.

by Osama Joe Biden May 14, 2023

Bum egg

A really hard and sharp poo that hurts when on the toilet having a shit similar to a hemmeroid

Tyrone: yo have you laid any bum eggs recently
Jerome: yeah man , 3 already and its only 8 am

by Disishshfisagdjdhsj August 17, 2024

3 eggs cause fuck you

You can’t cum

Hey Robbins, 3 eggs cause fuck you

by Soupslip August 27, 2021

Egg waster

A man who wastes a woman’s childbearing years by engaging her in a long term relationship with a promise to marry her but never actually does.

Who knew after all those years together Simon would turn out to be sarah’s Egg waster

by Faseeha February 13, 2024