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Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
by Pipopaido December 25, 2023
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Cookie Monster

A Crack Fiend ; referring to the character on Sesame Street who always needing his cookies.
A Cookie Monster / Fiend : A person who is hunched over , always scatchin their hands and elbows , usually have a low complexion , willing to do sexual acts or give food up for a hit of your crack
by Big_White_La_Flare November 18, 2009
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Cookie o Vision

A downloaded film passed off as good quality yet contains multiple heads bobbing across screen and shady camera work
This is poor it must be Cookie o Vision
I'm not watching it if it's in Cookie o Vision
by SugarPlumWitch June 29, 2015
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Cookie

YOU KNOW WHAT A COOKIE IS YOU FUCKING IDIOT

WHY ARE YOU EVEN SEARCHING THIS UP, FUCKING SHITHEAD

also fuck oatmeal raisin long live chocolate chip
Guy: *searches up cookie*

Me: ITS A FUCKING COOKIE WHAT DO YOU NOT FUCKING UNDERSTAND

Guy: Jeez chill your anus

Me: yOu'Re hEHehehEHehHEheheShehfkjsdfasdha gdafs ngijusdr hkf;njg
by blast. September 30, 2020
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Cookie Monster

Person A: “yo man where did my cookies go”

Person B: “they got stolen by the cookie monster
by UltraDean1983 March 11, 2025
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Cookie Clicker

A very addicting game where you click a cookie
Timmy what are you playing?
Cookie clicker.
Wtf is that!
by 3l H3H3 March 15, 2022
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