god Condom

1.A relentes promise of truth an utmost seal to promises, it equals "I swear" Say by any religious person.

2. A promise or seal of Truth/Bets.

Mexican 1. Jo man I ran like 3 miles today.

Mexican 2. Nah godspeed I don't think so.

Mexican 1. No J for real I was being chase by a dog.

Mexican 2. god condom?!

Mexican1. god condom.

by The RealTruth. October 22, 2019

fifa god

When Garincha, EA and the other Fifa gods screw you over on Any Fifa game.

The fifa gods consist of Garincha, Senzo Meyiwa, Osvaldo Ardiles, Eusebio, Ghiggia, Billy Bassett, and thee almighty Pele. (Who speaks to the fifa gods telepathically or through holograms like star wars.)

"Please save my team from losing fifa gods.."

"The fifa gods will f*#$ you up on fifa Ultimate team."

"Darn.. the fifa gods are not on my side.."

"Thanks fifa gods."

by ThereisHope November 2, 2015

Toned God

A very buff attractive male, but only 5'4, and wears fake yeezys

Are you familiar with Toned God? He sells fake Yeezys

by anonymoussenet August 10, 2017

oreo gods

The deciders of many yes-or-no questions. When asking a question, designate which side will be yes and which side will be no. Ask the question aloud and turn the oreo. The cream will be on the side with the answer from the gods.

Nick: Is Patrick gay? -points to right side- Yes -points to left side- No

-turns the oreo, which most of the cream is on the Yes side-

Nick: HA HA HA THE OREO GODS SAY YOU ARE!

by MAHmooseMAH October 7, 2009

William the god

William the god looks down on people because William the god has a bigger dick than them. William the god is a fucking lad with a huge cock

“Oh shit, it’s a William the god! He has a big dick! We are peasants.”

by Phsycogoat126 December 6, 2019

gods cock

The cock of God.

Gods cock is so shinny you’ll go blind if you look at it.

by Pezkal April 26, 2020

God Boi

The rank higher than both Best Boi and Good Boi. God Boi is the strongest entity with superior control over everything. He has the most followers on Instagram and not a lot on Twitter (He actually doesn't use Twitter). He spends most of his free time playing Vehicle Simulator on Roblox. He climbed to the top with his G.O.D. B.O.I. points.

I am the GOD BOIIIII!!!!!!!!

by It_Not_Yoshi May 29, 2019