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happiness

when you wake up in the morning thinking you're late for school but realizing it's saturday.
Wow! Happiness!

Thank god we had happiness!
by shatdafackap June 10, 2017
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Happiness

The ability to be able to suck oneself off.
by TheTableLeg July 19, 2022
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Happy Meal

When you invite a female over (who has a little baby/child).
I don't mind coming through but i have a happy meal, if you don't mind
by kinging_sa May 8, 2022
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psychotically happy

the game face lower ranked workers put on in retail or office environments to avoid their managers diagnosing them with an attitude problem, while the workers have to listen to pointless complaints from customers, coworkers and other professional trash
It's Valentine's Day, the government's still having a meltdown over Trump's border wall, that end user is incompetent with computers and there are random customers out there abusing cashiers about their tumultuous love lives - but everyday is the best time to be psychotically happy. It's a survival tactic
by everBSOD February 14, 2019
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Happy Gilmored

To be happy gilmored is to have a golf ball thrown at your crotch, but you were unaware the other person had said golf ball. Especially when, but not limited to being hit in the balls specifically.
by simonbeatles722 March 28, 2025
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Happy Holijay

This is what you say on April 20th, otherwise known as 4/20 day. Frequently used as a greeting between stoner friends on this special day of the year. Also customary to share a 'jay' on this historical date. "Happy Holijays" is also appropriate.
Happy Holijay, Matt! Wake up and come get cheap weed with me!
by Katarax April 21, 2015
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Happy-helmet

The term used to describe when a mans penis curves upward, the curvature tending to be more dramatic toward the head or 'helmet."
While spending quality time with my boyfriend, he became aroused while we made out on his bed. I yanked off his pants, surprised to see that his dick had a happy-helmet. It was practically smiling up at me.
by BombadierBillyGoat April 22, 2011
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