Urban Dictionary

A place where white people go when they can’t understand what black people are saying.

White person 1: Hey, do you understand what Jamal is saying?
White person 2:No, I don’t. Let’s look in the Urban Dictionary.

by I don’t have time for that October 29, 2019

Urban dictionary

Totally waste of time, started by one now whole generation is putting it on there story though nobody cares.
Please we don't want to know what's your name says.

So by urban dictionary everyone who's putting there name's story is piece of shit

by Fakeeeee November 24, 2021

My rage for Urban Dictionary

I wrote something 5010 characters long but the max is 1500 so now I'm angry

Me: grrrrr my rage for urban dictionary is great

Friend: dude chill out

by Sovietunionfurry July 3, 2025

Urban Dictionary

The place on the internet where you search for the definitions of varoius types of memes.

Imma find dat word on Urban Dictionary

by malfen302 February 1, 2018

Urban Dictionary

Why did you search this? You’re on it right now!

“I’m gonna go to Urban Dictionary”

by Bludaku June 10, 2020

Urban Dictionary Paradox

When you try to make a joke definition of an Urban dictionary link, but it says can't contain links in the definition, so you remove the link and submit it, thinking the problem is resolved and your funny joke is through. But then it says definition must have word in it, but the word is the source of the other problem.

Human: I can't wait to joke about urbandictionary's blog page!
*Human goes to website, adds definition, writes 'funny' definition, presses submit*
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Links)
Human: Ok then, I will remove the link.
Website: There was 1 error that prohibited this form from being submitted (Not having the word in the example)
Human: HELP ME, I AM IN THE Urban Dictionary Paradox!!!!!!!

by Trumpium March 17, 2022

Urban Dictionary.

A site with stuff made by users, mostly references to porn and swear words because most of the people who use it are edgy 9-year-olds.

Guy 1: I use an urban dictionary.
Guy 2: Do you?
Guy 1: Yes.
Guy 2: Kill yourself, worthless bitch, absolute retarded fucking faggot, absolute piece of shit, absolute dumbass nigger, absolute cunt fucker.

by IEatGrass69420 February 9, 2024