law 543

A good girlfriend will send their boyfriends pretty pictures of themselves, even when not asked, as the boyfriend can never get enough of her beautiful face

As per the Law 543, send it.

by Youknowjtstrue July 21, 2024

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Law of the Nameless

The application of scrutiny towards any statement which claims to know a general or specific consensus without citing polls or metadata. Identification of an appeal to vapid congruence.

Don’t know the specifics of the case, but the general consensus seems to be that the internet mob overplayed their hand.

Consensus of who? Perhaps it's time for the Law of the Nameless. The thing is, this is playing out in a United States court.

by ØMVЯ November 11, 2021

Deagle's Law

The physics law that says you can find the answer to anything using the principles of physics.

I use Deagle's Law on everything and in the end, I only got 3 points on the physics test.

by Hot&Fluffy January 28, 2009

Jack.H's law

if thy tits be uge, they cannot be perky

damn Chelsea's boobies are uge and perky, they break Jack.H's law

by jacks ass is tight May 18, 2021

half-co-aunt-in-law

Spouse's half-pibling's wife.

half-co-aunt-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Murphy's Law of stacked boxes

"No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."

Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.

by QuacksO February 28, 2025