Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?

Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Oh, dear Universe

A non-religious, agnostic, atheist-friendly way of expressing " Oh, Dear God" or "Oh, Dear Lord".

Oh, dear Universe, we need to leave!

Oh, dear Universe, I beg you that we don't have to work today.

Oh, dear Universe, wtf is happening?!

by LingDanc803 September 18, 2023

universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016

ESN ANKARA UNIVERSITY

ESN Ankara University, is probably the best ESN section in Europe. If you came to Ankara without meeting members of ESN Ankara University , then you've missed out on meeting the best people in Ankara .

Ankara = ESN Ankara University

My Erasmus experience was great in Ankara .
Really why ?!

I met members of ESN Ankara University and that experience changed my life . Literally the coolest people I have ever met in my life!

by Just a regular ESNer November 21, 2021

Universal Rhythm

When you're listening to a song, or watching a piece of media, and you repeat a line from that media to an online friend who just so happens to hear that line + receive the sent message.

"DONT LOSE YOUR WAYYYYY (Today at 7:19 PM)"
"BRO YOU WERE ON POINT WITH THAT LYRICS (Today at 7:19 PM)"
"That is the Universal Rhythm my brotha."

by monsieurSimpoull October 1, 2022

Petty University

Fictitious school of higher learning. Parody phrase alluding to having attended and/or received a degree in being petty.

Please don't get on her bad side. She has an MBA from Petty University.

by Phrase Sniper November 12, 2022

Universe

Something that is currently on it's way to screw up and end.

Guy 1: Where do we live
Guy 2: The universe
Guy 1: Bruh this is the only fucking universe

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022