New York Snob

A person from NYC that is completely convinced their city is the best of all. They often compare themselves to other major cities, such as Philadelphia, and Detroit. They are known for moving to other places, and starting whole hate websites, such as whyihatephilly.com. When people ask them the simple fact of them leaving, they often tell the person they make too much money (due to the city's low taxes), and still stay. They make any local proud of their city upset, and feel as if they need to move to NYC.

New York Snob: Philadelphia is so dirty, I hate all the people there! They're so rude, and unattractive. The whole city reeks of shit and mustard!
Local: Then why don't you go back to your precious New York?
New York Snob: Because it cost way to much money to live there.

by Ladygagabb1 September 1, 2012

Auckland, New Zealand

An extremely over-priced city where you must be patient, be prepared to pay shite-loads of rent , be prepared to get stuck in traffic. Full of immigrants, commonly; Fijian, Indian, Chinese, Pacific Islander are the main ethnic groups here. Employers here would rather hire foreign skilled workers who struggle with english for cheaper labour rates rather than pay a few dollars more per hour for local tradesman etc... with great english skills. Auckland is pretty much a smaller version of Sydney, Australia. Has some pretty spots and good to visit, will stress you the hell out living and working here.

Person from elsewhere in New Zealand "Hey mate, I lost my job, you think I should move up to Auckland ?"
Aucklander " Yeah sure, if you're willing to live off canned spaghetti and instant noodles in order to make the weekly rent bill"

Auckland, New Zealand

by buttockgrabber February 18, 2015

Vermont and New Hampshire

When platonic friends of either gender have to share a bed, "sleeping Vermont and New Hampshire" describes the common solution of sleeping feet-to-head in order to avoid anything hinky.

Axl and Slash had to share a hotel room after the show, but they slept Vermont and New Hampshire.

by mojotikian June 15, 2010

New World Order

Something you place at the Bush family restaurant

Welcome to "Build A Burger" Can I take you're New World Order?

by Maxson June 25, 2008

new old

Ghetto, pertaining to the ghetto

I can't tell if that guy has a limp, or if he's just new old.

by Tom Cook March 24, 2004

new kids on the block

boy band pioneers from Boston

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits.

by Cricket September 8, 2003

Carlsbad, New Mexico

1. Carlsbad, New Mexico is the small town located in the south-eastern part of the state New Mexico. Known for its caverns and awful smell. Carlsbad also shares its border with the state of Texas, whereby its people adopt the politics of "oil freaks".

It's home to one of the highest percentages of oil and gas workers in the United States, leading to the population to be a high percentage of assholes. Along with leading the nation in rabies you will find a plethora of undesirable things while visiting.

Since the town is in the middle of the desert and already undesirable, Carlsbad is the perfect location to dump hazardous materials. This makes up most of its economy, other than oil, gas and potash.

2. A derogatory term for a small town or city.

3. Anywhere that smells bad, typically smelling of gas odorants.

4. The home of the "DFWT(Dumb Fuck in a White Truck)"

1. "We moved to Carlsbad, New Mexico, but soon couldn't handle the assholes and smell of a gas leak everywhere. Also, I think I lost a few I.Q points!"

2. "This city is a real Carlsbad, eh?"

3. "You got a gas leak or something? It smells like Carlsbad up in here."

4. "I got hit by a DFWT and totaled my Prius."

by Epsilon1 February 1, 2014