Lane's Law

Internet adage mandating that "If you comment on my post, you must react to it through the various Facebook 'reaction' options, i.e. 'Like' or 'Frown.'" The idea behind Lane's Law is that if you are contributing to the conversation on a topic, you have an obligation to help boost the post's visibility.

Enforced at will; an idea stemming from the belief that a man's wall is his castle.

The rule is simple. If you comment on my shit, you have to react. Lane's Law.

by itsbobbyhill April 30, 2020

Junkie's Law

The law that dictates that when someone is high, no matter how irrelevant to the conversation it is, they will tell you about it.

"We we're playing online trying to think of a strategy to win, and some guy just kept saying he was high."
"Yep. That's Junkie's Law."

by jgjlaw August 12, 2025

Lincoln law

If person or persons have vast amount of wood next to where they reside then woodpile must be finished before persons or person is asked to vacate the premises

Squatters were asked to vacate premises by police and they said they couldn't cuz Lincoln law is in effect

by White Rider March 26, 2025

Green Pepper Law

Any and all instance of the word "Subterfuge" can and will be pointed out by 2017x fans.

"Do you suspect some alien subterfuge behind this failure?" "The Green Pepper Law will go into affect..."

by Emdragon666 May 21, 2025

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

stepnephew-in-law

1- Stepnibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepnephew.

My stepnephew-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

great-grandniece-in-law

1- Great-grandnephew's wife.
2- Spouse's great-grandniece.

My great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021