Colonial Middle School is a place that will make you want to kill yourself. You will not meet anyone nice here unless you are a 5’1 busty Latina with quadruple f cups, a white or white washed bony girl yielding Starbucks, a privileged Caucasian male with the same copy and paste ice cream scoop haircut, or a black kid who leans into the stereotypical black boy/girl stereotype for the amusement of said white males. If you don’t like any of these descriptions, I would recommend running for the hills FAR FAR away from this school. If you’re already enrolled, prepare to be outcast, a lifetime of therapy, or death. If you still decide to come for the academic aspect, you will be sorely disappointed. The teachers refuse to teach and have an outburst when the students test scores reflect this. If you happen to meet a teacher who is nice to you and CAN teach, they are most likely a pedophile. Not only this, I would not feed any of this school food to Jeffery Epstein. It is often expired, undercooked, or is simply “straight up ASS.” The bathrooms are also FILTHY. If there aren’t popular kids slurping on geek bars like their lives depend on it giving you dirty looks for simply needing to use the bathroom, there are shit, period blood, or piss on the floors and walls. In short, do not attend this school if you do not have the funds for rehab after graduation.
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Get the Pearl Middle School mug.a place where you don't know what you learned because you didn't learn anything and Grammarly is like a video game because it drives you insane with boredom, boredom being the very definition of math class, and Chinese class is a nightmare and there's way too much homework and your friend gets too choose when they get to go to school and they got to choose to be in Spanish class instead of Chinese which we've been having to do for years and then she tells your enemy that you have brain problems and she calls you slow behind your back so is she really your friend she reads your diary and then makes fun of you and when you and...
by PhantomWolf347 November 17, 2022
Get the Middle School mug.a middle school made in the 90s that has a lot of basic white girls but then also has ghetto black people and is has strict teachers but then the art teacher is really chill and nice and the coaches really like to make the students hustle and never go to the counselors because if you tell them anything they will tell your parents and there are no bullies unless your racist, and its overall a good school with no bullying unless you smell and start drama for no reasons.
Person 1: I wanna go to Hendrick Middle School!
Person 2: Hendrick Middle School? I heard the teachers are strict if they don't like you.
Person1: EXCEPT the art teacher
Person 2: Hendrick Middle School? I heard the teachers are strict if they don't like you.
Person1: EXCEPT the art teacher
by pOpAcHoCkYmIlK :) March 31, 2021
Get the hendrick middle school mug.3 years wasted in your life. Could've been doing a bunch of great shit in those three years. You wake up at six am just to go to a place filled with the most fake ass bitches and some dumbass teachers who really think they know better when they really known. A shitload of homework and tests that you have to do and it won't even matter in the real world because some will decide to fuck it all and won't go college. Snakes aka the popular fake ass hoes would be snaking around, have a great obsession with Vans, vape, and fuck around with bf/ gf is real in middle school. Once your so called "bff" is friends with the popular dumbasses they would dump yo ass like a piece of shit. The best day of middle school is the last day of 8th grade.
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Get the Middle School mug.Fox meadow middle school is a building full of fishy ass hoes and clown ass niggas. The sports teams are usually trash but occasionally win some games. If you go here, expect to get played, fought, and brought into drama.
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Get the Fox Meadow Middle School mug.Ashland middle school is one the worst places to be. Sure, it’s better than the other middle schools Ashland Oregon but as soon as you enter those heavy doors you will want to get out. It’s packed with skater kids that harass you everywhere you turn. The popular girls are just hoes that tastefully show their bra without getting dresscoded. Anyone that plays sports at ams is super competitive, if you have a PE class with someone that plays a sport at Ashland middle school, you’re skrewed. For the most part everyone is normal... except for the kids that think talking about rape is funny. I almost forgot about the drama kids!! The drama kids are their own breed mainly because most of them grew up in Ashland Oregon, which is best known for the Oregon Shakespeare festival. They all tamale acting very seriously and are die hard musical fans... never mess with a drama kid. The teachers Ashland middle school are somewhat tolerable But that all depends on what y’all you’re in although they are clearly split up by who is the smartest. The worst thing about ams is the educational assistants Aka EA’s. They are the worst, they spend the whole hunting down kids to get trouble even if you are the perfect kid you will at one point get in trouble by these EA’s
So in summary, Ashland middle school is a magical place that you should come drop by at
So in summary, Ashland middle school is a magical place that you should come drop by at
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