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Friend Collateral

"Borrowing" a persons possession during a get together or sleepover, and then holding it randsom so they still remain friends with said "borrower".
Henry: "Hey Jake could I have my Zelda:Twilight Princess back, I think I left it at your house last week".
Jake: "Sure, I'll bring it in tommorow"
3 weeks later......
Henry: "Hey thanks,Mike, for selling me your Zelda:Twilight Princess for 20 bucks".
Jake: "Wait, you wanted that back? Why didn't you ask"?
Henry: "..............damn friend collateral"
by Robdar102 January 1, 2008
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friend of chuck

one who has sexual relations with females far below the age of consent. generally females who have yet to reach puberty.
Did you hear about that middle school teacher who got thrown in jail? He was a friend of chuck.
by Jay Scat July 5, 2007
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Friends With Benefits

When two people are in the stage between friendship and a relationship- often resulting in kissing etc.

Also know as a Flirtationship
girl one- XXX and YYY are looking cosy today
girl two- oh yeah, they're friends with benefits, not long before they're together.
by iknowthesethings. April 27, 2011
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friend whore

Someone who claims friendships with people they've only met once, don't even particularly like or add friends of friends on facebook or myspace just to boost their numbers.

Also the types of people who freely throw around the word 'love' or become affectionate too early in a friendship.
"Munaf has a has like 300 friends on facebook I introduced him to Shane at the supermarket yesterday and now their facebook friends. What a pair of friend whores"
by SJ Cole April 28, 2008
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Weekly Friend

A friend where in which his/her personality is so conflictive to your own, that you can only stand to hang with or talk to once a week; someone you agreed to stay friends with after there was an issue between you two.
1. Me and James can't really hang out often. His sarcasm makes me want to kill him, but i guess I'm still his weekly friend...

2. After me and my Ex broke up we promised to be friends. Despite the fact I hate that bitch, we stay weekly friends just to keep that promise..
by Caddy Chavez October 1, 2008
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friend-bench

the place you go when the person you are romantically interested in tells you they want to just be friends.

a strategy that rarely works where someone continues being friends with their romantic interest thinking they have a chance to get with them, even though the other person blindly hooks up with everyone but them because they are "such good friends"
Stan got relegated to the friend-bench again when Samantha hooked up with John at the end of the night even though Stan chatted her up for four hours.
by The real Agame January 6, 2010
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shemale friend

by WillyWonkasWilly February 11, 2017
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