poop rash

Term for that little bit of poop stuck at the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush down a big one. Usually looks like a streak or a little blemish at the bottom. If you leave one on a friend's toilet you either leave and hope no one notices or feel really guilty about it and try to brush it up.

"Daddy, I pooped at Jodie's house and left a poop rash on the toilet"

by cyberpunk42 May 29, 2018

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Explosion poop

When ur poop explodes with such force that the toilet blows up.

Bob: I had a bad case of explosion poop yesterday.
Joe: Oh No! What happened?
Bob: Someone planted a TNT in my peanut sandwich.

Joe: Im telling, this is a nut-free world.
Bob: Peanuts are legumes idiot.

by someone else. May 30, 2018

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Poop snotch

A shorter man between the ages of 48 and 68 with a beer belly wearing a really tight shirt.

Look at that pudgy elderly fellow wearing that tight ass shirt..

I know right? What a poop snotch.

by ThatReaper May 31, 2018

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Tumblr Poop

The act of scrambling a Tumblr post's texts to make humorous or obscure words/phrases. This can range from switching mere text or words around or creating an image of the selected text and altering it to be duplicated, magnified/shrunk, or even putting irrelevant images into the created Tumblr Poop

Wow, I just got Tumblr Pooped!
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This post seems boring... I should Tumblr Poop it!
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Check out this Tumblr Poop. It's hilarious!

by Rare_Walker April 23, 2018

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phoney poop

When you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom but you’re really just gonna use your phone

Things aren’t going anywhere tonight, that’s the third time in the last hour the girl’s had to use the bathroom !
Oh, you’ve got it wrong she’s just texting friends, you know, it’s a phoney poop!

by MomEil January 3, 2018

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