Took My Jingle

When someone loses their virginity during seasonal times,like during Christmas. Since lossing ones virginity, and Christmas are both specialo casions, the sex that night will be never forgotten

Girl1: Guess what happend on Christmas!!!!! Girl2: What.? Girl1: Arjun took my jingle!!!!! Girl2&Girl1:EEEEEHHHHEEEEEEHEHEHEH!!!!!!

by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010

England is my city

An extremely important quote by the famous philosopher Jake Paul. And to all of you who think Nick Crompton was responsible for the quote, watch this: https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=meTKT1YAFa0

Jake Paul: ENGLAND IS MY CITY

Random guy: And Africa is my local supermarket

by Spodermen2121 z August 14, 2017

eat my ass

An insult. Bastardization of 'eat me' and 'kiss my ass'.

I told the fucker to go get a spoon and eat my ass.

by gomer May 6, 2003

riding my ass

To be overly critical of. To continuously find fault with.

I was late for work and my boss was riding my ass the whole day.

by AL Diego May 13, 2007

caught my ear

When you overhear a part of a conversation that peaks your interest.Not really eavesdropping,but, a word or words heard out of the corner of your ear that gets your attention.

These two guys were talking on the bus and the word "pussy" caught my ear.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

oat in my throat

you LOVE swallowing COCK

guy one: im gonna get an oat in my throat today my dude
guy two: BROOOOOO GET IT!

by bro number two June 8, 2016

Kong My Whopper

Another term for a Blowjob, mistakenly used by Burger King in a worldwide ad campaign featuring a 60ft gorilla.

I feel indignant, as last time I went into Burger King, the guy asked if he could Kong My Whopper. Have considered taking BK to court for lewd advertising and sexual harrassment.

by Dave890 January 3, 2006