Mexican wind tunnel

The act of shitting in a sock and swinging it around ferociously in the air while striking somebody in the face with it. Can be done during sex or not.

"Jimmy really pissed me off so I gave him the Mexican wind tunnel"

by Aly.bum.snuggles January 25, 2015

Mexican Graham Cracker

A Mexican Graham Cracker occurs when a dinoshark or other large aquatic creature consumes the beautiful booty of a hot Latina babe.

Beach-goer 1: "Damn! What happened to dat booty?!"

Beach-goer 2: "Man, she had a Mexican Graham Cracker."

by DinoSharkExpert May 27, 2013

mexican man skin

That sweet brown skin that as soon as you touch it, you are immediately with child. Or 3 or 4 of them.

OMG, So Pedro gave me a hug last week...I missed my period! That Mexican man skin don' impregnated me!!

by DarthRogue1 September 5, 2017

mexican tour bus

1. A garbage truck
2. A vehicle that takes away your trash.

<insert name> go take out the trash before the Mexican tour bus gets here.

by Nj0071 May 26, 2014

mexican fighting water

another word for tequila

Hey man have a shot of tequila. Nah I dont want any cheap mexican fighting water.

by ayebeseedy July 1, 2011

Mexican Six Pack

A shrink wrapped package consisting of three 24oz beers, usually cheap domestic beers sold at discount prices. Vendors include but are not limited to, convenience stores, gas stations, and truck stops.

“What a shitty day at work dude. Wanna stop by the gas station and get a Mexican six pack?”

by Kutzo January 14, 2021

Mexican love puff

When you cum so hard that you fart.

"Sorry, honey, but that was just a Mexican love puff. I still respect you."

by chubnubby March 18, 2014