magic mike fingers

What goes up your cooter.

Magic mike fingers goin' up your COOTER!!

by Robert Sux August 19, 2016

10 fingers up

Means you get no pussy

Susan: Put 10 fingers up because he gets no bitches

by Jayyasp May 30, 2022

fickle finger of fate

n.
1. An unseen and unforseeable force that controls the direction of all living things

2. The fickle nature of the universe and how it seems to bestow bad luck on some people more than others

3. A series of very unlucky or unfortunate events

Did you hear about what happened with Joe? He lost his job last week, wrecked his car, and got mugged last night. Poor guy must have been touched by the fickle finger of fate.

Screw the fickle finger of fate! I WILL get this promotion or else!

by nyx ophelia February 4, 2010

10 finger discount

shoplifting

Jen got her new wardrobe using her 10 finger discount.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

Pussy Finger Toothbrush

The act of using your finger as a surrogate toothbrush after having forgotten that you just used said finger to finger a bitch.

Last night, this bitch I was hooking up with stuck her tongue so far down my throat that I puked all over her floor. She wouldn’t let me use her toothbrush, so I had to use my finger to brush my teeth instead.

“Oh shit, I just fingered you with that finger.”

Pussy Finger Toothbrush

by soundboy24 March 24, 2009

Stinky pickup fingers

When you own a pickup truck and proceed to finger your girls vagina inside said pickup truck resulting in stinky pickup fingers.

So i heard Dave got chatting to some drunk slut from the party last night and gave her a ride in his pickup.

Yea, he text me this morning, said he got stinky pickup fingers!

by EazyDude March 8, 2011

middle finger voting

A type of voting that describes casting one’s vote for one candidate to prevent another from winning.

This 2020 presidential election will likely embody the most widespread example of middle finger voting the US has ever seen.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2020