Wiskey Dick

to have consumed so much alcohol that you can no longer get an erection.

Rob : " man I tried to have sex with that crazy hoe last night but I got wiskey dick! "

by Findawg January 20, 2009

dick burglar

One who burgles dicks.

Chris is a cheese-eating, dick burglar.

by Mother of Pearl October 13, 2007

Liam's Dick

A dick so big it looks like a third leg.

"Damn Liam's Dick was big homeskillet, Veronica rode that shit all night long.. and when she got up she couldn't walk!! She waddled!"

by alexiajadesosa February 12, 2010

sore dick

A really good deal. As in "you can't beat it"
just like a sore dick.

"Man, these dubs I just bought are a sore dick."

by CCK March 25, 2005

slap dick

a shit-for-brains who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

Rob is such a slap dick. He pissed all over his roommates key board last night.

by Pot Luck McBeer April 1, 2003

dick hickey

When a chick sucks on the side, or tip, of your dick leaving a red mark.

I dragged this chick home from the club last night but she gave me a fuking dick hickey

by BLEST24 June 7, 2007

dick weed

A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.

If you don't stop acting like a dickweed, I'm going to have to kick your ass.

by George March 16, 2003