Seat Baby

The fruit of a healthy natural relationship between a lady of child bearing age and a toilet seat adorned with random male jelly jewelry.

"No I don't know my dad, I'm a fucking Seat Baby"
"You can't microwave a kettle you fucking Seat Baby"

by synackle November 5, 2008

Baby Fade

Having a few adult beverages and achieving a mediocre buzz.

I cannot blackout tonight because I have to work tomorrow. I am just going to have a few and catch a baby fade.

by A man named Faggppel April 17, 2015

baby shark

a garbage song that is the most watched video on youtube it has a lot of dislikes because how garbage it is

baby shark is garbage

by bigbballs November 4, 2021

Baby bugar

A term of Endearment, nick name, usually for a baby. More notably used with the first child as new Moms are particularly excited and giddy with the Baby.

Hi, Baby Bugar! I love you.

by Peter (Boss Man) Pan June 21, 2021

mistake baby

A baby who is not wanted and is loved by no one

Jacob is a mistake baby his mom hates him

by 6778890 September 22, 2018

Baby Whomper

1. When you smack a pregnant woman’s ass and her pussy jiggles too

2. Abortion

“I gave my girl a baby whomper last night.”

“I’m off to get a baby whomper!”

“baby whompered that hoe too hard now she gotta get a baby whomper”

by babywhomper March 28, 2023

mah baby

The girl of your dreams or better yet the love of your life my dude

You see her over there yeah the beautiful one that's mah baby

by Greek god June 11, 2018