Play now or die.

A bullshit promotion text from Helix Jump (A mobile game) to force people to play their game

Helix Jump: Play now or die.
Me: no ._.

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 16, 2021

The Role of Plays

A Discord role play chat run by that weird guy OblivionDice

"Shhh, The Role of Plays people might find us"

by OblivionDice July 26, 2017

Playing in your ass

Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.

You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass

This is not meant to be taken literally.

Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.

by raleighnative March 11, 2024

Want to play Pavlov

want to have gay oral sex?

Want to play Pavlov later?

by Nighthawk_38 September 21, 2022

playing stan

a reference to Eminem's song "Stan" or being an obsessive fan of a celebrity.

Myles: "For real some people are too obsessed with Joseph Quinn."
Lucy: "Yeah at that point of doxxing him and finding his baby pictures is just playing stan"

by J-A-H July 7, 2022

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

Thomas triple play

When your drunk and have a threesome with two random girls.

After a few to many drinks at the frat party my friend Thomas had a Thomas triple play.

by Dan'l Webster December 29, 2015