poop for breakfast

its when you eat for poop for breakfast and its sooo good that you go in for seconds

guy 1 hey wanna eat poop for breakfast

guy 2 yea its sooo good

narrator and they started eating poop

by bennyboo7218 February 9, 2021

Poop tinge

The frothy foamy substance that forms at the base of a penis while giving a hard anal pounding. Similar to truffle butter, but thicker.

I was drunk and couldn't nut, I feel bad for her ass hole. I had to get a wet wipe and clean off her poop tinge

by Leeroy2586 February 7, 2022

poop hoover

The act of a woman engaging in oral sex after having anal sex.

After pounding Sarah's ass, she cleaned off my dick with an amazing poop hoover.

by Al Mellish June 25, 2012

samurai poop

a dump so painful you food fight's back with a terd so enormous you feel like you are being stabbed when you shit

OMG that was a painful Samurai Poop took me 30 minutes

by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 2, 2014

scoopity poop

Kanye first said it. Invented it. All credit to him. Used to reference scooping big bombs, so you don't plug your toilet. Thank you Ye!

Had to scoopity poop at your mom's house

by Mike the Professor September 8, 2023

Puxatony Poop

When you have a very solid poop that begins its exit from the asshole but sees it's shadow and retreats back into your rectum.

Doctor: How's the constipation coming?
Me: One poop almost came out but shot back up my asshole
Doctor: Ahh I see... sounds like a classic case of Puxatony Poop

by Raht November 13, 2016

Poop Police

A person that is obsessed if his coworkers are pooping whenever they are missing in action. Might even know ones bowel movement schedule.

Poop Police: Hey has anyone seen Mike? I just know he is taking a dump. Maybe someone should check and see if everything is coming out alright? We must find him to see if he is doing ok.

by 123bdk March 29, 2021