glenmore park woolworths

An over priced grocery store on the outskirts of penrith ran by a selection of aggitated red headed people.

Kid: "Glenmore Park Woolworths sucks"
Mother: " I know son we will leave here in a minute if they open up a register instead of pretending to whipe down bench tops"

by Woops 😂 October 20, 2015

Parking Lot Beers

To enjoy craft beers in the parking of the gym, after working out.

Fred are we having parking lot beers after spin?

by Big Ed from the hood September 13, 2019

merstham park school

this school has so many chavs. girls have their skirts so high their fannys are hanging out.

person 1: that girls saggy arse is hanging out

person 2: yeah she goes merstham park school.

by anonymous October 30, 2021

Pakistani Parking-Job

The sexual act of pissing while having anal sex with a woman, then shitting into your hand placing the shit into her vagina, and then throatfucking her to completion.

“Becky you won’t believe what happened last night”
“Jimmy spit on my tits then gave me a Pakistani Parking-Job”

by analbuster5000 December 7, 2022

car park money

In certain parts of Belfast if something costs 2 quid it might be referred to as 'Car Park Money'... Similar to the definition of 1 quid being a Yogi and the item you are paying for being also a Yogi

Worker: That's £1.60 please
Customer: Here is 2 quid
Worker: Ah, Car Park Money

by FactcheckGuy August 24, 2017

Tinley Park Handshake

When a south-side broad you were in a relationship with, is freeloading at your place after you've already called it quits, throws a left hook and lands it below your eye.

Brad was just trying to get his stuff from his own place, when Julie gave him a Tinley Park Handshake.

by tinleyparkguy December 1, 2021

Albion Park Unicorn

When you rest a coke dick on someone’s head

Gave Kevin an Albion Park Unicorn last night

by Shred_neck October 16, 2020