Jumps in friends car and sees a pair of black leather gloves on the seat ..... ohkay!!!! I see you got the new murder ones lol
by Q_HEF March 12, 2022
Get the Murder ones mug.The symptoms of "one-enis" is depression, sexual frustration, fake orgasms, marriage & getting extremely bored and turn off while your having intercourse.
by jasiieebaby April 17, 2011
Get the One-enis mug.(n.) 1. One whose awesomeness vastly exceeds the standard level of awesomeness for one of his stature.
2. One who is so well loved by his peers and acquaintances that he can barely leave his residence without being savagely attacked by crazed fans who simply want a piece of his action.
3. The prime Dragon Slayor and Del Tosszor.
4. Fuck Magnet.
2. One who is so well loved by his peers and acquaintances that he can barely leave his residence without being savagely attacked by crazed fans who simply want a piece of his action.
3. The prime Dragon Slayor and Del Tosszor.
4. Fuck Magnet.
1. If it weren't for One Mistertuttle, this place sure would suck lank.
2. OMG B3CKY G0T 4 10CK 0F 0N3 M1573R7U77135 H41R OMG 1 W4N7 70 70UCH H1M 50 53XY L1K3!!!!!1
3. One Mistertuttle schlayed the dragon, that wyrm bitch got del tosszed.
4. Wow, look at that Fuck Magnet.
2. OMG B3CKY G0T 4 10CK 0F 0N3 M1573R7U77135 H41R OMG 1 W4N7 70 70UCH H1M 50 53XY L1K3!!!!!1
3. One Mistertuttle schlayed the dragon, that wyrm bitch got del tosszed.
4. Wow, look at that Fuck Magnet.
by one mistertuttle July 2, 2003
Get the one mistertuttle mug.by m-t-j February 4, 2008
Get the one tym mug.Adjectives used to describe a woman's appearance. One's being OK, Five's being very good. 20's are also an acceptable answer.
Derivation: One's or Five's derives from Strip Clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. If you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy "one's or five's?" He will then respond with one answer or the other.
Derivation: One's or Five's derives from Strip Clubs where the amount of money offered to a stripper is sometimes questionable. If you see a girl you would like a dance from, but are unsure how hot she really is, you turn and ask your buddy "one's or five's?" He will then respond with one answer or the other.
"Hey man, is that girl one's or five's?"
"Eh, I'd say she's only one's"
"Dude, Matt's sister is all five's"
"Hell, I'd give her 20's"
"Eh, I'd say she's only one's"
"Dude, Matt's sister is all five's"
"Hell, I'd give her 20's"
by Big Simms May 16, 2006
Get the One's or Five's mug.The reals ones is a unique group of individuals who FaceTime each other regularly. Typically they use the platform Houseparty but have recently transitioned to FaceTime. Conversations within this group usually involve complete bullshit.
by Betty Cooper-Jones September 14, 2021
Get the The Real Ones mug.I was far too drunk to perform sexually, so she mounted my face & I busted out with the always exciting stalled one.
by Bob Boston May 9, 2003
Get the stalled one mug.