haute dogs

"those little dogs dressed in small, chic,designer duds"

"petite-like pooches with pampered fur, or wearing faux fur"

"a weiner dog in a delicate decorated, designer carrier, designer purse, or fashionable outfit like its owner"

"a dog with the savoir faire unlike other dogs, dressed to the nines, pampered like a person, and fed the finest food."

"Some pets these days are really so oo la la: getting all chic and stuff. They are haute dogs and they don't even know it."

"I have a friend in retail and she got a regular customer who travels, dressed in Burberry and and all her babies decked out with her.It's so much check with HER and the haute dogs sometimes, it's one big blur.

"Sometimes I think these haute dogs get prepped and powdered like babies. One day, like one's gonna escape and run into a rabid pit bull, and realize omg, I gotta face it out of the purse: in the real world!"

by Writah' February 24, 2009

Rocket dog

The hottest new slang term for the penis.

I full on crammed my rocket dog into her rocket dog receiver.

by Butterboy420 April 29, 2021

femal dog

Femal dog is just female dog without an e

U spelled femal dog wrong

by Ai45 May 15, 2020

Dog water

A term used by 10 year old FORTNITE kids to describe someone whose trash.

Is used as a substitute for Dog Shit because 10 year olds don’t want their mom to hear them cursing.

“That kid is dog water at this game bro”

by J7_ February 20, 2021

Dog Chop

When you or something else has breath that smells like an open sewer.

Oi Luv, get that dog chop away from me

That bloke has severe dog chop

by stuey_boy February 6, 2009

clam dog

Fried clams on a hot dog bun. Also called a clam roll.

If I don't have a fork to eat fried clams, I just get a clam dog.

by 2aron June 21, 2010

Beatboxing dog

A non-memetic video posted on Youtube and other video websites of a owner making the dog grow and pressing it's jaw making a weird noise. The first video was posted by russian user "Dronkom" with the name "собака Бэ бэ бэээ" (roughly translating to "Buebue dog".) Spin-offs includes remixes, with different genders, such as electronic music to hip-hop and rock n' roll.

Beatboxing dog Drum n' bass, Snopp Dogg Rap Dog, Beatboxing dog rock n' roll version, are all variants of the same original собака Бэ бэ бэээ, posted as beatboxing dog by somebody else a while later.

by ChaoticNeutral21 October 21, 2011