sex swag

Having a style or demeanor that attracts people to you in a sexual way. Not particularly by dressing slutty, but by carrying yourself in a manner that causes people to believe you are great in bed.

Person 1: You see how that girl move her hips?

Person 2: Mmmhhhmmm...she got mad sex swag!

by shaunperfi May 21, 2011

sex shrek

A disparaging nickname given to a partner who endlessly cajoles and nags you to take that little blue pill when they want “it” which feels like always.

Yes I would most certainly classify her as a A-1 sex shrek, I have even caught her sneaking my Vitamin V into my dinner!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

crayon sex

to draw profanity all over your school homework.

Tim had crayon sex with the teacher today.

by crayonwhore August 26, 2010

clit sex

Squeezing a woman's clit between your thumb and forefinger until it enlargens enough to be sucked until she cums.

Dude! Emmy was so horny last night, she made me give her clit sex for over an hour!

by woman's rights association February 4, 2014

Sex Deafblindness

The sexually-generated state in which a couple turns on the television or music so loud they are unable to hear one another during any variety of sexual activities. Upon reaching climax, the man ejaculates in his partner's eyes so s/he is then unable to see, hear, or be heard over the noise, rendering them in a state of sex-induced deafblindness.

"Last night my girlfriend and I had sex with the television up too loud. I came in her eyes and she stumbled about like Helen Keller, but I couldn't hear what she was trying to say. Good thing sex deafblindness is temporary. It seemed pretty rough for her."

by StringAttic October 19, 2014

Sex Lotto

Sex Lotto is a term used to describe the accidental discovery of fantastic chemistry. This is a rare occurrence and is visited on a lucky few.

Dude1: Hey Dude, how was your date last night with Kate?

Dude 2: Man, it was amazing... best sex ever - I feel like I won sex lotto!

by Bazarific November 4, 2011

Vent Sex

Participating in fornication via relay voice messaging on Ventrilo.

"Im so fucking horny want to have vent sex?"
"Im already stroking my cock, OVER"
"Do you want me to come over?"
"Yes I want you to come! OVER"
"No, do you want me to come over? Why do you keep ending all your sentences in over?"
"Why do I keep ending all my sentences in what? OVER"

by iheartbeer December 2, 2009