Diet fart

An expolsion of gas from the bowels with plenty of sound but absolutely no smell

I was in a lift yesterday and farted but I was gutted it was a diet fart so even tho i left it in the lift there was no reaction

by GGTBod August 12, 2011

Hippo Fart

A fart that lingers wherever you go, until it smells no longer.

Damn! Jimmy just ripped a hippo fart! Don’t let him get near you!

by Yogurtfiend12 April 10, 2021

safety fart

Passing wind, whilst sitting on the toilet in case follow through occurs

Jane didn't trust the vindaloo she had just eaten, would she follow through are not.. a safety fart was the only viable option

by howard1976 June 10, 2014

Parched Fart

when you have a really airy fart

ugh i just had such a parched fart.

by glue gun stanley April 15, 2019

pee fart

when you think you need to poop but it’s just a fart and pee comes out of your butthole

“Man I just went to take a poop and I pee farted instead!”

by Pee fart creator May 22, 2021

stomach fart

The growling sound your stomach makes when you're hungry and haven't eaten in a while. Sounds like your ass cheeks are attempting to squelch a wet fart on it's way out your ass hole. Stomach farts don't smell like anything, but they sound eerily similar to real farts and are actually much harder to conceal. Comparable to the sound of a blue whale's mating call; stomach farts are known to be exceptionally loud during test days and moments of silence.

I ripped the loudest stomach fart in class today. Even the teacher heard it.

by frothynipples March 9, 2020

Old Fart

Someone so old that even their farts smell like the opening of a Egyptian tomb

MY DAD IS SUCH A OLD FART

by Yo momma68 March 25, 2022