double muted

To enthusiastically talk about your brilliant idea during a conf call only to find out nobody hears you because of an in-app disabled mic.

Mathew, I see you are trying to talk for the last 5 minutes, but we can't hear you. Maybe you are double muted, check your in-app settings.

by Wakamaru June 12, 2020

double dizz

The act of taking a shit, and ejaculating at the same time.

He/she did a double dizz.

I just double dizzed in the toilet.

I double dizzed all over your room.

I double dizzed in your yukulele.

by Dodongo66 June 19, 2016

Double T

A tattoo on the breast region of a woman. Double T refers to "TITTIE TATTOO", "TITTIE TAT". Double T's are a dying art and are usually found on older women, and are usually very faded.

Did you see that old stripper chick in here, she had a massive Double T.

by The-One-And-Only_NathanOaks May 1, 2012

Double Garage

Double Garage is another way people describe those who have a small "bridge" of skin seperating their anus into two, thus two places to park ones car.

Person's 1&2 - "There's two of us"
Person 3 - "don't worry i have a double garage"

by donttellmumthebabysittersdead February 24, 2009

Double S

Double S ?

Me.. oh yes ..

Be one too?

Maybe in time

You could … I guess :p

First initial

Key to success

Guess your lucky

Guess we’re blessed

Just need to get past

That first address

That’s the one, causin stress

We both know why

Who need attest?

Cure now needed

Too much mess

Not quite sure

you know my home address

But maybe you could find me

It’s where I rest

Chin up love

You’ll do your best

If meant to be

You’ll ace the test

Coffee? Cake?

You know where i like best

Meet me there?

Open mind ?

Always … yes …

Double S …

One you love best

(Sorry .. vibing my youth)

Wish that world remained …

Feel for the kids of today ….

by LetsTalkAboutX May 3, 2023

Double Whopper

A two-in-one date night in which you first go to drive thru and annihilate some cheeseburgers and then proceed to the back lot of your local furniture store and annihilate your girl while in the car.

I heard Alex took Kassidy out on a double whopper last Saturday-- apparently they started off at BK and ended up at Cabinet Discounters. Of course he used mayo as lube!

by 69SwantonHigh November 14, 2016

Double Ghosted

Double Ghosted:

When two people ghost each other simultaneously.

"Hey Alex, did you hear about Becky and Sam's date?"

"No, what happened?"

"Turns out they double ghosted each other."

by kznutt64 February 24, 2021