anti-baby

any form of birth control. i.e: pill, condom, morning after pill.

I forgot to use my anti-baby, so I might be pregnant.

by treesaregreen December 3, 2010

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The Baby Sprinkler

When you poke holes in a condom and ejaculate on her forehead while wearing the condom

Last night went great dude. She poked holes in the condom and let me do the baby sprinkler dude.

by CrispyCripple March 25, 2020

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baby alfredo

When a woman is performing oral sex on a man with noodles in her mouth. He then provides the sauce with the explosion of baby batter in her mouth, then she baby birds the noodles back to him!

We were having a great dinner then she gave me the baby alfredo

by Budmanpapa January 23, 2017

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when some just acts very pure and/or you know they are just very sweet

normally used for fictional characters but can be used on a real person

basically how a baby makes you feel you feel that way for a person

Jill- Miles Morales is so baby coded

Jack- what do you mean
Jill- like i feel like i could just hold him and he's just so 🥺 yk?

by Joshuasucks June 28, 2023

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Boss baby

A paradox, the kind of kid that cries and whines when an authority figure like a parent is around, then talks bossy shit to people in a grown up voice when nobody is looking. A boss baby is soft and nerdy as a child, but deep down always wants and likes to fight people or likes fighting and arguments even if not directly involved in them. A spy kid that always tells everyone else to go away or get a life.

The boss baby was a walking talking contradiction ever since he/she could walk and talk, and being a contradiction is always a good defense since nobody can actually hold you to anything you say if they can't even identify you.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021

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