Fidget kids

Fidget kids used to be a very common species now they can be rare and some are crusty 5 yr olds!

Some one:Hey look it’s a fidget kid!
Me: oh.
( fidget kids are kids that collect pops it’s and other toys!)

by Person2.0_ December 31, 2021

jesus kid

The person that always prays and goes to church every Sunday

Are u going to church

Yes I am
Wow you are a jesus kid

by Bag of chips May 24, 2018

Keyboard Kids

When you know someone who does not clean their computer keyboard and the keys stick all the time.

"I was over at brians house trying to redo my resume on his computer and the keys kept sticking... you just know he has been making keyboard kids"

by Blazn Sykwitit November 16, 2017

Stray kids

The best group, that consists of visuals, talented, hot, cute, amazing boys who will keep you stunned and occupied for the rest of your life. They have the bestleader named Bang Chan, the dancing gem Lee Minho, the fastest rapper in kpop industry Seo Changbin, the most talented man you’ve ever seen Hwang Hyunjin, The fastest and best lyric writer Han Jisung, the sunshine and amazing voice Lee Felix, the singer with an amazing vocal Kim Seungmin and finally our maknae who’s giving me so much disrespect and is also talent man (but I’m not complaining) Yang Jeongin.

Stray kids are the best 3.5th gen group formed ever. PERIODT.

by Jixie January 3, 2021

Laptop kid

Some retard who uses a laptop cause he can't write properly. He usually carries it in a briefcase. His name is usually Louis Elcombe.

His name is Louis Elcombe and he's got a laptop he must be a Laptop kid what a retard!

by Patrick Roy______ May 3, 2019

carnival kid

a male Mexican (usually barefoot) worker who travels with a circus and carries a large crescent wrench in their back pocket to repair broken rides. due to a severe lack personal hygiene, there feet are black in color.

Juan Ramos (aka Wingman) has been a carnival kid ever since the age of eight.

by the_girl_who_hacks_dylan May 21, 2021

Kid Kabob

When you stick a large pointy object out the window of your car while going more than 45 mph through a school zone to make a kabob of FUCKIN CHILDREN.

Hey did you see that guy who made a kid kabob on the news last night

by Mr. Fister Resister November 19, 2019