Vagina Heater

n. The fully erect male penis on a cold morning.

My gf was shivering and goosebumpy on that cold morning when I had forgotten to turn up the furnace, so I promptly inserted my Vagina Heater between her legs, and she broke a sweat.

by saint_adventure October 17, 2014

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Vagina Toothpick

Vagina Toothpick. Thats all it means.

I hate you, you are a vagina toothpick

by VaginaToothPick February 18, 2020

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Vagina

Where penises go in, and babies come out.

Jack stuck his penis in Jill's vagina. Together they had lots of fun. Jack ejected his sperm in Jill's vagina. 9 months later Jill gave birth to a baby boy named Bobby.

by 12minutesinhell December 16, 2017

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pickeled vagina

When your grandma baths in vinegar to persevere her lady bits

My grandma missed bingo night so she could renew her pickeled vagina

by M_brady2 April 28, 2016

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After last night's one night stand, I realized why the room was so wet: my Fire Hydrant Vagina....... I wish my girl was the fire on 69th ave last week, her fire hydrant vagina would have finished the job.

by haleyyyla April 6, 2016

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