Samito’s Law

Any discussion regarding Overwatch balance will inevitably lead to the topic of 6v6

Sam: “Supports are too oppressive and tanks are weak! Bring back 6v6!”

SVB: “Samito’s Law has taken effect.”

by Samitoschair March 15, 2024

Ian's law

Someone who blames everyone else for your own mistakes/choices except for themselves

They have a bad case of Ian's law

Guess it's Ian's law that affects them

by Xodika June 26, 2023

half-nephew-in-law

1- Half-nibling's husband.
2- Spouse's half-nephew.

My half-nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Summit Law

The ancient art of worshipping summit1g these texts are written and stored on sacred grounds Shaq protects these with his life and is devoted in the religion of summit.

sax- "Summit lives in cali right?"

shaq- "he lives in Colorado you don't even know the summit law...."

by Sax#9999 December 1, 2019

Squealers Law

Squealers law purchasing a political underling, to stand at the despatch box and take all the shit.

oh,,ok,,yaah Squealers Law quite! why buy a libdem and bark ones self

by lighterfuel May 26, 2010

Cummins Law

In a nutshell, Cummins Law occurs when you're listening to the podcast 'Timesuck with Dan Cummins' and people, unaware of the podcast, end of hearing what you're listening to--which is usually dark, crude humor, leading to embarrassment.

This can happen during Bluetooth interruptions, or by simply being unaware of your surroundings.

I fell victim to the Cummins Law, today.

Not the best story, and it probably isn’t worth writing into the show about, but here it is...

Today, was playing video games and listening to the newest Timesuck episode with headphones, when my brother came into the room. He wanted to play me a song he just learned on my guitar. (We each have our own guitars/amps and like to show each other new stuff we learn)

My guitar amp has Bluetooth and my phone automatically connects whenever it gets turned on. As soon as he turns on my amp, Dan’s voice comes through loudly saying something like “I bet his dick got super hard,” referring to Alexander Solonik's sports car."

by Timesucker941 May 24, 2024

Law

(verb) When someone panics when things get difficult or are close to death in a Video Game.

Was playing Super Mario last night and I totally Law'd it when I was fighting bowser and died. It sucked

by BigBear87 July 24, 2021