tree cunt

The worse thing ever to be called. A low life piece of shit that deserves to die. Some one that sits in a tree and throws shit at people walking by. Evil step moms can also be tree cunts.

Damn, Scotty is a tree cunt!!

by Christopher Short May 2, 2008

cunt struck

when a guys completly obsessed with the chick he screwing. he follows her around like a lost puppy, and can't notice when she does something wrong.

the story of samson,
"oh no its my wog brothers and all thier lebo mates :o
and i accidentaly tied you to a weaving loom :("

he just couldn't see to get rid of her cause he was the biggest cunt struck retard around.

by charlie! September 30, 2007

pissed as a cunt

Descriptive of being exceedingly or disgracefully drunk.

Dave said, 'I had to drive to Southampton pissed as a cunt, had to drop a pill to sort my head out'

by Rickallisterpmeister June 3, 2006

dumb cunt

Someone who is not only stupid but also a female.

1."It was in a text message it has to be true!"

2."Your a dumb cunt, you know that right."

by whisk June 29, 2007

cunt sneeze

when a woman reaches her orgasm, right after a man ejaculates insider her, and she sprays cum out of her vagina.

kelts was fucking this girl, but he is a minute man so he came then she cunt sneezed.

by country boyz October 27, 2008

cunt ox

A totally stubborn object,or person.

"OWW! You cunt ox!!!" Jimmy screamed, as the bottle of pickles refused to open up ......for the third time".

"I cant find my keys!.If I'm late for work again this week that cunt ox boss of mine will sack me for sure".

by Haylee K January 23, 2009

Mother's Cunt

The flange of your mum

I love to lick your mother's hairy smelly cunt

She had a face like your mother's cunt

by Matthew Carter April 18, 2005