Get a drink of water

Originating in Leflore County in Eastern Oklahoma. A phrase used to instruct someone that is just standing around watching "you" do work, or describing a useless person who watches while you work clearing knowing they should be helping.

Ty: Don't worry about rolling up these leads hand, just sit down and "get a drink of water".

Hey Ty, you need a help loading that pipe? Nah I got Hogan, just sit down and "get a drink of water"

by soured out July 21, 2017

How to drink water

Sometimes used as defining, "how do you do this" or being a stupid idiot actually not knowing how to drink water.
Sometimes even used for defining a person, or you is dumb.

"Uh.. How to drink water? So confusing.."
"LOL, He's like, 'uH hOw tO dRiNk wATeR, HA!"

by adrianatheliteral December 8, 2021

Protection of water resources

Birth control, specifically the using a condom

Alex: "Why are you putting on a condom"
Sam: "Gotta do my protection of water resources"

by carmineee August 16, 2021

Lesbian Water Polo

A warmed up Fleets or regular bag enema is administered to a female 'bottom' and she's told to 'hold it in' by her girlfriend, who then mounts and fucks her with a strap-on until she either wins by cumming and releasing it, or can't hold it and explodes all over both of them, whichever happens first! Usually 'played' on the toilet or in the tub for obvious reasons...

"You and Rebecca left the club rather early last night...what kind of mischief did you two minx's get yourselves into?"

"I took her home for a little round of Lesbian Water Polo!"

"Ohhh...and how did it go? Everything cum out all right?"

"Clean as a whistle!"

by BettiBleu October 17, 2013

Russian Tap Water

Vodka, typically used as a substitute for water

You see, Ivan, if drink Russian Tap Water you will shoot Kalash more accurately since hands will be less shaky.

by Ivan Ivanovich June 21, 2019

Brooklyn water bagel

Whem you take a dump, and your shit makes a circle at the bottom of the bowl.

Dude, I left you a fresh brooklyn water bagel in the bathroom.

by destroyer386 September 12, 2016

Poo Water Eel

Part of the poo water eel cult. Gotta be dank. Gotta sing well. Good vibes only. Probably been blessed by the poo water prophet, lifting water from a poo water stream, river or grotto and pouring it over their hands.

Person 1: I want to become a poo water eel

Person 2: Better see if the poo water prophet will bless you
Person 1: Dank.

by PooWaterEel April 22, 2022