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Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.
Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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Real money

money in a large or significant amount.
"they are willing to put real money into research"
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G Money

Woman beating Addict w no self esteem n an under active Shlong
Garrett seems cool but he really is just a broke ass G Money
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Cash Money Predator

A person who is only after wealth and money.
"She a cash money predator so there ain't no point in sweating her" - BashfortheWorld
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money

Robber: give me your money
Innocent guy: no
Robber: 234.13.934.233
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Money

What life should give you instead of lemons so you can actually get some quality lemonade for once
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mike money

Money to use on/for strippers and at the strip club
Dave: Yo man I brought some mike money for after we leave Jake's house!
Tyler: Hell yeah.
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