Slut in Law

When your slutty sister-in-law is fucks everyone including you.

Is Karen coming over? Yes? Okay.

<Fuck, I need to rail that slut in law.>

by Godddoghot December 25, 2019

laws of pajamas

it is against the law to wear pajamas while working out.

Billy: hey Phil, whats wrong with you?
Phil: what do you mean? im working out.
Billy: yea but in pajamas dude it against the laws of pajamas.

by The kid named squid February 8, 2021

razörs law

Any controversy involving the internet where the Left don't immediately get their way will be compared to GamerGate within 48 hours.

So when the movie "Captain Marvel" crashed and burned, razörs law was invoked.

by Lance_Lake September 16, 2020

Gremlin's Law

The chance of something going wrong increases inversely to the time when you need it to get done.

Jim: I need this paper to print now!
James: Well that sucks, cause the printer's jammed.
Jim: I forgot about Gremlin's Law again.

by SilverPeppef May 29, 2014

Murphy’s law

When a woman give a fellatio to a man after consuming potential barf material and end up puking on the man’s shaft

« Man , Jessica showed me what Murphy’s law was last night »

by Canadiah December 12, 2019

Kasie's Law

OK,
the idea that art, comedy, secret handshakes, and poetry from mischievous youngsters are natural reactions to
parental utilization of social media as a puppet to evoke validation of decisions.

By Kasie's Law, the two sisters bonded in the backseat of a road trip.
Whining, arguments, and weird behavior did not phase the two because they didn't let strange shit spook their good spirits .

They produced a handshake masterpiece of jokes instead.

by abima February 17, 2021

Turner's Law

Every electronics lab task, no matter how small, will always eat up an entire day.

"It's 7:00 and we only just managed to solder the new diode on this device."
"Classic case of Turner's Law."

by nujuat February 12, 2021