twinkie fuck

to get railed from the back and get creamed in.

"Bro I just saw joey get twinkie fucked." "Man he's gonna deal with a lot of cream"

by sparkzuwu August 24, 2021

fucking oats

Kiwi slang for a strong agreement to a statement made by another.

more than likely a barstadisation, or poor translation from the Australian term "Fucking Oath"

Me: The new kiwi flag looks like crap

You: Fucking Oats

by dickytim August 29, 2016

floppy fuck

Having sex with a flaccid penis; also as a noun, an aquaintance who's fetish is going in soft.

"Alex is such a floppy fuck!"

by Jacked unicorn April 20, 2017

Fuck and Flee

When you flee from the scene after the woman you just had sex with goes to "clean up".

"Yo, dog, you shoulda SEEN this bitch I had last night! But she was mad crazy, yo. I had to fuck and flee!"

by IchBinStig December 1, 2011

fuck hood

Another name for condom

Partner 1: Babe let’s fuck.
Partner 2: Ok I’ll get the fuck hood.

by Natehiggers1332 October 8, 2020

pencil fucked

when you go to a dealership of some sort, (car, motorcycle, RV boat, etc) and they do math-a-matical magic with your trade, the cost of your new toy, the finance guy and his crap, extended warranties, and when all is said and done, you have no idea if you got a good deal or not.

Bob: Hey guy, nice new car. How'd that all work out for you?

Rob: I have no idea, got pencil fucked at the stealership. All I know is its 359/month for the next 60 months.

by 914D April 21, 2013

fuck-bricks

An exclamation used in reference to a mishap

Fuck-bricks! I just dropped my cell phone in the Grand Canyon.

by Bill Nelson May 8, 2008