ice cream Sunday

The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.

If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!

by QuacksO June 16, 2018

CURB CREAM

A nationwide game firemen play. When the driver of the firetruck drives on the curb or hits the curb, he owes the other passenger firemen in the firetruck ice cream. The passengers usually chant "HIT THE CURB, HIT THE CURB!"

It was impossible to park, so I hit the curb and owed the guys curb cream...

by AdmirableAdmiral October 2, 2016

Cream covered Oreo

When a man fucks a black girl and cums on her

Their relationship has really gotten better because she let him give her a cream covered Oreo

by Tacopenis69 July 14, 2018

Pistachio Ice cream

if you eat this you're insane.

go get clinical help, a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to a homeless man.

"Yah my favorite flavor is Pistachio Ice cream."

by anonymous May 24, 2021

The artesian ice cream machine

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone

“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 21, 2021

Cream Team

A group of people who are all equally retarded

“Those people sure are a Cream Team together”

by melonfan0101029 August 29, 2023

Wet Turtle Cream

(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.

"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."

by Orange Kookaburra September 2, 2022