The Corduroy King

The Corduroy King is the keeper of the Dodec of Death, in his lime green corduroy suit he gives out whoopins to all, he also is the owner of the komodo dragons

The corduroy king must be obeyed by all

by Sharkeisha Jones February 19, 2019

fantasy king

1) n. A total assmeg. 2) stupid. 3) A totally stupid assmeg who believes that irregardless is an actual word.

Hi, my name is Fantasy King. Irregardless of what I may tell you, I am stupid and a total focking assmeg.

by Hooked on phonics April 1, 2003

king crum

The King of Crumland and sworn enemy of evil Vigor the Viking. He has six knights of the Round Table, but Vigor kidnapped them and hid them around King Crum's Castle, but Crum is too helpless and confused to find them.

It is used to describe a person who possesses power or political significance, but is too helpless or weak to deal with the issue at hand.

Ex 1: Did you hear about that politician who couldn't vote on the bill because he didn't know which side to support? He's a regular King Crum.

Ex 2: President Taft is considered to be the King Crum of America's history.

by J.R. Spotswood November 18, 2013

Queen/King

For those people who hate their bodies.

You are a Queen/King

by Papasito_de-PR😩 February 14, 2022

King of Callouts

THAT YOUNG NIGGA SCHLEEPZ!!! He reads tf outta every move you make NO CAP!!

Dat boy SchLeepz is the King of Callouts

by Shhnosound March 22, 2022

Simp King

The king of all simps, this title is currently held by Flynap also known as Mekrik, Bekrik. He is one of the biggest influencers in the world and has gigantic army of simps which he commands. He is Tier 3 sub to most of the Twitch girl streamers.

Oh ! Do you see this man ? Is it ? NOOO ! IT CAN'T BE HIM !? Its Mekrik, the simp king.

by FlieNapp123 September 10, 2020

King Colin

King Colin is usually a 40 to 50 year old man that has hobbies such as whipping kids, cooking fish soup, and playing table tennis with one of his three slaves (Calum,libby and ellen) most people will typically find king Colin around younger children that he would like to abuse and touch. Colin is also a taker to dogs and has often been accused of beastiality

AHH king Colin has awoken

Or
Callum

by King colin April 16, 2019