happiness hedge

When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.

James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.

Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?

James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.

Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge

Kyle: true dat

by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023

happy

when you are angry

i happy he stole my water

by bansom June 28, 2022

Happy hole

A woman’s vagina

Yo, Vanessa has the widest happy hole in the 13th grade

by Wito nasty May 31, 2020

Happy

Something that people feel when they have not fully experienced life

Person 1: oh I got an A+ on the test, I’m so happy
You: what’s happy

by Winny du pie June 1, 2018

happiness project

A lil love wouldn’t be so bad :)

Hey, I’m nick :)
I represent the happiness project :)

by spotlight ah moonlight ah April 5, 2024

Happy

What makes you feel all wierd and high inside. The one thing that'll bring joy to your life.

She was so happy because she felt like it.

by Beautifulkamrynnn January 22, 2019

happy puppies

happy puppies.

did you see eggo comment happy puppies on her post?

by uheggo April 23, 2021