person infinity

The infinitieth person. The unexplainable realm, if you question its existence, you shall suffer an unthinkable fate. If you don’t respect him, you shall also suffer that fate.

Person infinity: hey wasup. I’m god.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.

by Redstowen August 23, 2023

Person 28

The one that killed person 0 in the war

Perosn 0: *Dies*
Person 28: HEADSHOT!

by Jodeui October 11, 2023

Slap the shortest person you know

The day you get to slap the shortest person you know

My ibf: “Go slap resse today is the day you get slap the shortest person you know”

by Zulleth December 11, 2020

Ur fav person

The best.

Oh sweet! Ur fav person is texting me.

by Definitely._. December 21, 2020

DEI person

A person who is unfairly favored by DEI policy because of having some dubious claims of being oppressed by not being a straight white male.

Since 2020 the police have been abnormally lenient with the misconduct of any DEI person.

by Callous Prose Industries LLC June 27, 2024

Personality cult

Something forbidden 🚫 for Anthony Fauci to have, unless the pope decides otherwise.

Wtf?! Fauci has a personality cult? I thought these were reserved for people like Stalin or Napoleon Bonaparte

by Sexydimma January 8, 2022

Out of tune person

Beginner musicians who aren't that good at playing any instruments yet

Boy: "oh man, I turned my guitar yesterday but it still sounds bad"
Boy nr 2: "maybe it's because you're a out of tune person "

by Myampisbroken April 23, 2020