a dumbass mf that wears jeans and compression tights to sleepovers so when he sleeps he gets swamp ass that eventually turns into duck butter
by ffffjewssfvewx October 2, 2022
Get the chris demir mug.The thoeory that theres tiny silly Chris's hiding around every corner of your house. Chris like to flip over desks when angy and they tend to be little. They dress in bikinnis when feeling silly. Theyre like little garden knomes, they soawn in the masses and peep theres itty bitty heads through windows when alone. They typically wear champion shirts and vans. They gather in groups and attack by viciously jump up and down to create a decoy, then the leader Arreola tears the opponent down
by CusinFurry September 14, 2022
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If you had to describe Chris in one word it would be perfect cause he is perfect. Nothing should change about him. Hes sweet, nice,kind, good-looking, and has an amazing personality. He's beyond cute his, hair, smile, freckles. He's just perfect. If you have a Chris your the luckiest person alive because Chris are the best. Chris are also pretty popular. Almost everyone knows him wants to be around him. He's so perfect in every way possible. I love Chris.
by Lunaknigt June 27, 2019
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