Potato

A middle aged irishman

i fucking hate potatoes

by irishpotatolover69 June 6, 2022

potato place

A place where potatoes are typically put; most often the mouth of a Irish girl or woman.

Shut your potato place or I will make you a real Irish Beauty!

by kmaddesa May 8, 2014

Potato Pussy Pocket

A hill made of kitten.

Etymology:

Potato -> potus, Old German meaning pile
Pussy -> puss, Middle English meaning domestic cat
Pocket-> poku, Aramaic meaning filled (with)

Well we lost the litter and threw all that kitten in the potato pussy pocket.

by squirrelbouquet April 26, 2021

Potato

Potato - Bored or Boredom

Potato can also be used as an insult or to summon the potato gods

Potato - I'm bored

By singing potato you can summon the God of potatos which can grant you a potato in any form.

YOUR A POTATO! - Meaning you Suck or your Fat mainly You Suck.

by AllyTheDemon December 4, 2020

Potato

A root vegetable that can chopped, fried, rawly eaten etc.
We store them in refrigerators.
Lucas Pratt is jealous of the potato.
The potato is secretively in love with Lucas Pratt.
But microwave wants to keep them apart.
Only plate is there to comfort potato.
But plate died.
So Potato commited suicide.
RIP potato.

LUCAS PRATT YOU ASSHOLE. YOU MADE POTATO COMMIT YEETUS YEETUS SELF DELEETUS.

by iTsOnLyMe_654 February 23, 2020

Sweet potato

ALL the Kate's love them. A code word for someone who is gay and or a lesbian.

Kate" she is SO a sweet potato "
Ally " she's wearing a flannel she SO is"

by Saidwhattttt May 26, 2018

the potato war

the war encompassing technoblade and i am squid kid and their ultimate battle of potatoes on hypixel skyblock where technoblade outsmarted i am squid kid over 999 trillion times.

"if you wish to defeat me train for another billion years"~ The blade
"'The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.'- Sun Tzu"~ The blade

Random player: omg is he gonna start the potato war?
Technoblade: DID SOMEONE SAY POTATOES?!?!?!

by dailyretard April 23, 2023