Turning the potatoes

The act of adjusting your ball sack openly and in view of the general public/strangers.

The streamer was turning the potatoes right in front of the camera, for all to see.

by technocraticparty August 26, 2018

Potato

A potato is an awful cheerleader who thinks they are good. These potatoes are happy to be potatoes. These "cheerleaders" struggle to excel. They are funny to watch. If you find a potato team, call them potatoes because they love it.

"Wow you're such a potato"
"Thanks we know. We love it"

by Straightfacts August 29, 2014

Status Potato

Status Potato is a caring guy who is nice, handsome short tempered, determined, good willed, kind, adventurous, homely, down-to-earth, doesn't talk to you he just talks to your lil dude AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IS ALWAYS CHECKING THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO.

Man 1: Status what is the status on your potato???
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it

by Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-who July 24, 2021

potato cooker

A woman where, if you got down to business with her, things would probably get a little loose and you'd ask her to keep it discreet.

Guy 1: That woman you were talking with at the bar last night was pretty larger
Guy 2: Dude, I was pretty drunk. She was a real potato cooker

by mr_potato_heads March 25, 2021

Potato

Potato - Bored or Boredom

Potato can also be used as an insult or to summon the potato gods

Potato - I'm bored

By singing potato you can summon the God of potatos which can grant you a potato in any form.

YOUR A POTATO! - Meaning you Suck or your Fat mainly You Suck.

by AllyTheDemon December 4, 2020

baked potato

the act of scaring someone so bad that they shit themselves thereby creating what looks like a large baked potato on their pants.

I scared Rob so bad he had a baked potato.

by darthdaddydaadfgasfdhgjhgdkg April 24, 2017

Trans Atlantic Potato Trade

The illegal trade of potatoes by the French after stealing the Irish's potatoes and reselling them to the Americans, who sold them back to the British. This caused a Market Crash in late 2023 in Ireland and Floptropica. Jiafei recently denied the accusations of being involved with the TAPT in a press conference with President Deborah Ali Williams.

Joe: Have you heard about the Trans Atlantic Potato Trade?

Xijemono: Has Jiafei said anything about it yet?

Joe: I hope she did. It could cause the value of potatoes to drop.

by TigreZaddz November 5, 2023