school shooting

Yet another reason why "gun-free" zones don't work.

"There was another school shooting! Guns should be banned from school!"

"Weapons are already banned from school. Maybe if they weren't, students could DEFEND THEMSELVES"

by samj241 May 16, 2006

High School

A really shitty place with preps who think that they own the whole world, who are good at sports, and suck up to teachers such to get good grades. Also usually contains about 50% of the girls will get pregant and be forced to drop out.

This High School has so many pregant teenager.

by Levi Norman February 8, 2005

Online School

Online school is a place for kids and teenagers to go if they aren’t comfortable being stuck in the boring 4 year cycle of public highschool. Bullies, drugs, school shootings, bad teachers, aka waste of time. Kids who do online school are the smartest of the smart. They have the ability to do ALL of their work by themselves and even have the discipline to do so. Highschool isn’t like it was when our parents were our age. Kids are awful and rude and fake. Online school is a true escape to figure out who YOU are and who YOU want to be. Not who your “friends” at school want you to be. If you do online school, be proud. If you go to public school and think you can have an opinion on online school without having done it for at least a year, then walk away, go do your homework or have your parents and teachers yell at you for not passing a test. Must suck.:)

Online school student: WOW I just finished highschool and everyone at public school doesn’t for another year! Now I get to have a life that isn’t lived like I’m a stereotypical robot!

by space time continuum March 9, 2019

skipping school

the act of pretending to go to school but actually taking part in other uneducational activities

I caught my daughter skipping school with her boyfriend

by stackingmula November 7, 2014

middle school

The 3 years of shit you go through just to graduate and stand 4 more years of shit. The classes are boring, with exams up to the Wazoo. Lunch is the hamburgers from last week, but now they're disguising them as soup. If you're lucky and have recess, it only lasts 15 minutes, and all you do is stand there. Teachers give you an assload of homework and projects, and expect you to finish them in one night.
Your parents don't care if you're getting bullied, but once you get a bad grade they're on your ass about it. Don't worry, it'll all be over soon.

1. Teacher: Now class, your homework is pages 141-145, All problems. Oh, and you have a project due tomorrow.

2. Lunch today: Soupy Surprise

3. Kid: Mom, this kid at school is bullying me.
Mom: Just ignore him.
Later...
Mom: YOU GOT AN F?! YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS!
Kid: Damnit.

High schooler: Enjoying middle school?
Middle schooler: No.
High schooler: It'll be over soon enough.

by C Fera (Poole) October 27, 2008

Public School

See Daycare.

I went to a public school. It was exactly like daycare except i got homework.

by immacoolguy12 August 15, 2011

school pictures

A time of humiliation for those with sensitive eyes. By that I mean that those who get startled easily will look stupid because of the obnoxiously bright flash.

(school pictures time) Ok, smile. *FLASH* That was (heh heh) a great picture.

by spel itt rite July 16, 2008