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Wow bro

What you say when you say question that's somthing that you would only question if you were to be on drugs or are in thy shower at the current moment
Me:In 2024 queen elizabeth would have reined for 69 years and 2024 turned sidways is 4202

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Bro Space

The required space between two males when they are forced to sit next to each other; the most frequent required space is that of an empty chair or couch space on either side of the first bro.
Dan went to sit next to Bill at the movies, but Bill immediately recognized the need for Bro Space since there were two empty seats to his right and left.
by Boombotty March 16, 2012
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Polaris bro

Damn that’s polaris bro
by hiwtfman August 1, 2021
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bro chocolate

- Hey bro, you up for some ass eatin'?
- Hell naw, I ain't gay but I'm up for some bro chocolate.
by BygonesByJones July 8, 2017
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Bro-Flip

The most amazing fliping of the front hair known to man
Eddie Roberts has a sweet bro-flip his hair looks like a tsunami in the front
by E Roberts March 22, 2009
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film bro

a letterboxed user who loves taxi driver, parasite, her, charlie kaufman, pcw and any war film in russian or german

also probably a commie

and asshole who listens to shoegaze
“yeah my favourite movie is american psycho, patrick bateman is actually really relatable

“ew a fucking film bro”
by cussyslayer April 15, 2022
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Hoop Bro

The equivalent of a lax bro in Midwestern states, where lax bros are hard to find. A hoop bro is a guy who plays basketball and fully embraces the culture. Usually kids from wealthier neighborhoods and cities. Usually from the suburbs. Commonly found places like Indiana, the capitol of basketball, many also spend their time outside playing basketball, partying, or eating out at places like Chipotle. Many hoop bros populate the South Bend/Bloomington/Indianapolis areas of Indiana. They spend a lot of time in the gym shooting free throws or just listening to some Lupe Fiasco. Hoop bros will often get together for a quick game of 21, which usually includes the following: Gatorade, sweat, babes, rap music, basketball shorts, shirts of their high school basketball team, Jordan flip flops, and in most cases, Indiana University clothing. Many hoop bros play other high school/college sports.

Although they do not get as much poonani as a lax bro, they are the coolest guys in their school, or if it is a small town, the actual town. Famous examples of hoop bros in the NBA include: Gordon Hayward (Butler) John Wall (Kentucky) Kyle Singler (Duke) Nolan Smith (Duke) Greivis Vasquez (Maryland) Larry Bird (Indiana State) and the list keeps growing every year.

Also, there is a HUGE difference between wealthy, white hoop bros and hoop bros from rough neighborhoods. This was written in a suburbian hoop bro's point of view.
Hoop bro #1: Hey man, do you want to go shoot around at the courts up at Notre Dame?

Hoop bro #2: Nah man, I don't think the outdoor courts are gonna be good tonight.

Hoop bro #1: You're right. Let's wait until Sunday night. That's when the real hoopers come out.

Hoop bro #2: We should grab a bite to eat. Chipotle sound good?

Hoop bro #1: Hell yes bro. I'm feening for some carnitas.
by SBclayhoops32 March 8, 2012
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