jack a wobblie

to lose it. to get ticked off by something.

when ren punched me i was ready to jack a wobblie

by yuuki hisagi July 22, 2009

Crap Jacks

1. Human feces after sour dough bread
2. Response used by a person who wants to express extreme distaste

1. "Man, I just had a bad case of crap jacks."
2. "Oh man, that dude just got hit in the balls." "CRAP JACKS!"

by Francis April 4, 2003

jack doll

A bitch that jerks off with both hands.

Bob is a jack doll.

by Jack doll March 17, 2017

toaster jacking

The act of entering someone's home and stealing their toaster and nothing else.

Joe: *Pulls out toast* "Fuck, where's the toaster?"
Jane: "Shit, we got toaster jacked!"
Joe: "Ah fuck, not again!"

Mike: "Lets go toaster jacking!"
Bob: "Alright, I've been waiting to get those bitches back!"

by sk8ingdom February 15, 2009

Jungle Jack

A person(usually an asshole and or bitch) who does something or says something behind someone else's back (usually a good friend) They are usually two-faced, deceitful,and very snobby.

Alex: That Jamie girl is such a back stabbinng jungle jack.
Jeff: Ya i heard she hooked up with your boyfriend.

by Matticus Harperica December 19, 2008

smell jacking

When your with a woman and the only thing she lets you do is finger her vagina and then you proceed home without washing your hands and commence to smelling your finger while jacking off simultaneously.

Joe- man I was with this hot girl last night and all she would let me do was finger her. So I hurried home without washing my hands and started smell jacking to get off.

by lolababy409 August 21, 2010

Jack's Cup

Is a variant of King's Cup, in which if you draw a red card, you have to take off an article of clothing, usually played with no black cards.

Are you going to play Jack's Cup with Gary?

by JaMarcus McDubya October 12, 2010