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Root fart

A large fart that comes after a series of smaller farts; The epicenter of one's flatus.
Roommate #1: Dude, will you please stop farting? The whole living room smells like your ass.

Roommate #2: I've already told you, I'm waiting to get out this root fart and it will all be over. If I try to force it it will only embed it's roots deeper within my bowels.

Roommate #1: You're out of your mind, you know that, right?
by Wsinger3465 September 2, 2016
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fart lounge

by speedymya_stro June 20, 2016
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Fart Scout

When you have to fart but are unsure of if it will smell or not you let out a small fart as a test. The small fart is a Fart Scout.
I am so glad I let out a Fart Scout first because it was rank. I moved to another room to let it rip so I wouldn't make anyone sick.
by Mike67ChevyII February 5, 2012
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elsa fart

when its sunny and snowing at the same time
what the f**k, its elsa farting outside!
by SkinnnyP May 2, 2021
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Zen farting

A particular manner of passing gas that encourages the farter to “step into the fart” with a sense of openness and joy while remaining emotionally detached from the experience itself.
I watched in wonder as my handsome husband deftly demonstrated some especially incredible moments of Zen farting for our rabbits and me immediately after we sold our motorcycles.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2022
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Fart Parcel

A Fart Parcel is a gift achieved by storing bodily gasses in a cardboard cuboid structure of matter.

fart parcels are great gifts for children
My dad got me a fart parcel for Christmas. It stunk
by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009
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puppy farts

When the innocent babs created by god makes an innocent mistake
That girl had puppy farts when she mispelled the word cock
by ChildOfGod666 October 2, 2017
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