Roommate #1: Dude, will you please stop farting? The whole living room smells like your ass.
Roommate #2: I've already told you, I'm waiting to get out this root fart and it will all be over. If I try to force it it will only embed it's roots deeper within my bowels.
Roommate #1: You're out of your mind, you know that, right?
Roommate #2: I've already told you, I'm waiting to get out this root fart and it will all be over. If I try to force it it will only embed it's roots deeper within my bowels.
Roommate #1: You're out of your mind, you know that, right?
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Get the fart lounge mug.When you have to fart but are unsure of if it will smell or not you let out a small fart as a test. The small fart is a Fart Scout.
I am so glad I let out a Fart Scout first because it was rank. I moved to another room to let it rip so I wouldn't make anyone sick.
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Get the elsa fart mug.A particular manner of passing gas that encourages the farter to “step into the fart” with a sense of openness and joy while remaining emotionally detached from the experience itself.
I watched in wonder as my handsome husband deftly demonstrated some especially incredible moments of Zen farting for our rabbits and me immediately after we sold our motorcycles.
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