dick look

to be caught by surprised, or not paying attention, with a stupid facial expression.

jim called out sandra on being such a hoe, and she momentarily sported a dick look.

by viciousk March 11, 2008

Mom's Dick

Another term for "Are you kidding me," "Get real," or "Give me a fucking break". Used when something so ridiculous is said that it is compared to someone's mom having a dick.

"Hey, I banged Jennifer last night!"

"Yeah, mom's dick!"

by SnakAttack January 5, 2010

dicking off

Goofing around at work; especially when you are being paid to do real work.

I got fired cause me and phil were dicking off on the bulldozer.

by Sam April 23, 2005

chris's dick

Something so big that makes every girl go crazy.

I just had Chris's dick and now I can't walk.

by 1947465Mike January 1, 2014

dick splint

A medical device rendered obsolete by Viagra.

Yo, Rich...you can toss the dick splint if you double up on your Viagra.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Dick Knob

Popularized by the internet comic, Cyanide and Happiness, the prankster removes the doorknob to the victims' room when they are asleep. After the knob is removed, the prankster sticks their dick in the hole and knocks on the door to wake the victim up. After the victim tries to open the door, mass chaos will ensue.

Directly from the Cyanide and Happiness comic:

-Dude I totally dick knobbed Dereck last night!
-Hah! He touched your dick.
-I even had an erection at the time.

by Kastera1000 August 25, 2010

Dick-sick

When one gets physically sick from not having sex with their significant other.

Jocelyn went to bed without sex one night an woke up dick-sick

by Panda ash October 10, 2014