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Bitch, please

The feminine equivalent of Nigga, please.
Usually placed at the begining of an insult.
bitch, please, you so skeezy.
by violet March 3, 2003
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Saucy Bitch

A real lady with sexy style, attitude so spunky, and doesn't need a reason to knock a bitch out. Always down to have a good time, and doesn’t care who gets her sauce, as long as there having a good time with her saucy bitch ass.

A girl that always tryin to get all the attention. Gets all the other girls jealous cause she gets all the attention. A stanky bitch that other girls envy, but cant stand. A girl you never bring around your man.
males: Damn check out that saucy bitch, she reminds me of Kim Kardashian, im gonna get at that...

females: That saucy bitch, look at her... she thinks she could have any guy in here, bitch better not bring her saucy ass around my man!
by msmumper88 June 6, 2010
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stupid bitch

A stupid bitch will usually present themselves in some kind of vapid fashion that matches their vapid conversation topics. They are most often women, and regardless of gender, have rarely tried to better themselves through post-secondary education or 'the real world'.

During conversation, it becomes apparent that they don't have real interests. They discuss others, themselves, their sexual conquests, going out to the bar, and other trivial information that no one cares to hear about, or even asked about (such as how they can't hold down a job, etc.). The stupid bitch has no issue in making tacky comments about others, as well as purposely bringing up contentious subjects to provoke jealously or discomfort in whomever they are speaking to (i.e., that they once slept with your boyfriend). bitch

Stupid bitches are addicted to social networking sites and thrive on people's attention; good or bad. The stupid bitch is two-faced and lies easily. Ironically, people befriend the stupid bitch to get a good laugh. People keep the stupid bitch around so they have someone to joke about. The stupid bitch is too dumb to realize that this is the case, and mistakenly believes that she is actually well-liked.

Sleeping with the stupid bitch is risking catching something, and committing to YEARS of being stalked and having future partners harassed. So beware crazy bitch psycho bitch tacky skank. You "fuck and chuck" a stupid bitch because they do not comprehend a one night stand.
stupid bitch: "SO I HEARD ___________ SLEPT WITH __________ LIKE THEY ARE SO NOT PERFECT TOGETHER!"
level-headed person: "Wow, they're concerned about this? What a stupid bitch..."

stupid bitch: "THAT IS SO SAD, LET'S MAKE UP A RUMOUR."
level-headed person: "What a stupid bitch. That is so petty."

stupid bitch: "Oh yeah, I'mma virgin."
level-headed person: "Why the fuck have I see 3 of your sex tapes then?"

The best way to reply to the stupid bitch when provoked, is to play 'the happy person that everyone hates'. The stupid bitch actually hates their life, that is why they fervently say bitchy, irrelevant, things during conversation and feed off others' envy. Don't let them think for a second that what they say has any effect on you, other than realizing how wonderful your life is in comparison to theirs.
by blaaarg August 9, 2013
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bitch

something that is annoying, stupid, bothersome, and just plain dumb.
fundraising videos can be such a bitch.
watch?v=b1IR6nifaiE&sns=fb
by bob barker II November 13, 2011
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bitch

1.n. poor excuse for a woman. 2. adj. stupid female specimen 3. adv. fucking retarded girl 4. pro. males who tend to be weak-willed or easily pushed around
1. Man, that chick is such a bitch.

2. You know that Lisa girl? She's a fucking bitch, man.

3. Yeah that one chick named Shani is a dumb bitch, dude.

4. I feel sorry for that guy, bro. He's such a bitch.
by SP4RRW January 24, 2010
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Bitch

Anyone that sleep around for money, mostly females.`
WONDER WHY WE CALL YOU BITCH?
--tupac
by T.H.U.G L.I.F.E_(tupac) December 16, 2008
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bitch

Acronym: Byproduct of Initially Chocking on that Thing of His
The man in prison became a bitch after he was alone, with another inmate.
by Who I am October 23, 2007
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