Hakuna Matata Moment

That one split-second you want to live in forever. You were worry-free, no problems were plaguing your brain, and you were just happy.

The second I first laid eyes on the love of my life is definitely my Hakuna Matata moment.

by futureactiveparticiple December 24, 2014

Ruby slipper moment

When you come too in a momemtary state of being completely pissed off your nut, and wake up underneath a hideous skank bitch with teeth like a gutter snipe and shes ridding the shit out of your half limp dick trying to milk you for some baby batter.
You start clapping your heels together like Dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.

Guy- huh..hey wtf…argh
Skank- uh uh uh

( Slap slap slap )
Guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….fuck I wish I had some ruby slippers right now
Guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.

by dirtychevy May 15, 2016

Come To Gallileo Moment

The moment when someone who is egotistical, arrogant or aloof realizes that he/she is not, in fact, the center of the universe

Jane: Gosh! That Alex chick is SO full of herself!

Tina: Yeah. She needs to have a Come To Gallileo Moment!

by QuippyTippy December 18, 2012

Benedict Arnold Moment

A scenario where a person tries to better a shitty situation but makes so many poor and bizarre decisions that they end up in an even worse situation.

John: Hey bro, did you hear about Mike? He was frustrated with the fact he had a hard time keeping it up so he took some Viagra and had to go to the hospital after it didn't go back down.

Jake: Bruh, what a Benedict Arnold Moment.

by Whitman18 August 26, 2021

Idiotic Eureka Moment

The phenomenon of finally understanding a joke or pun that everyone else understood long ago.

“ “That hat looks like a Nun’s Habit”
“What’s a Nun’s Habit?”
“It’s the name of the headgear worn by Nuns!”
“Oh now I get it: ‘Sister Act 2 - Back in the Habit’ - I thought Whoopie Goldberg was just back in the habit of being a Nun!”
“Ah, you’ve just had an Idiotic Eureka Moment”

by djdusty March 17, 2022

foreskin bruh moment

A Foreskin bruh moment is kinda like a Forehead bruh moment, but you're insinuating that the person in question only thinks with their dick.

"Dude, my wife found out that I'm having an affair with her sister!"
"Foreskin bruh moment."

by Granddad's grandad June 23, 2019

senior moment of clarity

When an elderly person accidentally makes a good point.

George Bush had a senior moment of clarity when he said "the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and burtal invasion of Iraq - I mean of Ukraine. Iraq. Anyway..."

by Spagooter Intruder May 18, 2022