3 o'clock flop

the sensation that happens after eating carbs for lunch

I need chocolate...I've got the 3 o'clock flop

by _Belle_ May 2, 2016

3 holes and a habit

The only thing a stripper ever has to offer when you date her. (The 3 holes constitute her mouth, pussy and ass.....and the habit is usually a meth habit). Other than that she will never have shit in her life and is going absolutely nowhere.

This pole dancer at the strip club wanted to get with me, so I asked her what she was bringing to the table and she said the only thing she had to offer was 3 holes and a habit.

by Sugar.Hill October 16, 2008

Modern Warfare 3

The third installment of the 'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare' video game series. The game focuses on douche-baggy magical warfare tactics that only make sense when you don't think about it.

Douche-bag 1: Hey brah, let's go play some Modern Warfare 3!

Douche-bag 2: Yeah man! It's so realistic!

anyone with a brain: Fuck you guys.

by Yourmom'sbesftfriend'sroommate August 23, 2012

5 To 3 Scale

A scale used to amaze and confuse stoners and otherwise slow people.

Person 1: Dude, on a 5 to 3 scale, how high are you right now?

Person 2: .....WHAT?!

by 5to3 July 24, 2011

3-minute passion

A Chinese saying which refers to a person having a limited passion or a passion that doesn't last long toward something/someone that he/she liked/loved/had passion about.

A: I would like to learn piano therefore I will need to buy one.
B: Oh, I suggest that you think carefully before you buy one as you are always a '3-minute passion' person.

by Chocolate_Sugar April 13, 2014

this is for my boyfriend <3

hey baby, so i know you're reading this right now and i just want to talk about how much you mean to me and how i never want to lose you <3. ever since i met you, i felt some sort of special and secret connection with you, and i had a feeling that you might of hated me or something, but i know how good of a boyfriend you were to your ex that you wouldn't even talk to any other girl but her, so i know how special she wouldve felt when she had you :). however, she made you feel so lonely, and sad all the time. no matter what you had done for her, she never treated you incredibly well. and i just want to say, i am so sorry about all the pain and torture that you have been through alone, and im sorry about all your past toxic relationships

:( but no fear, your girlfriend is here :D im someone that will never leave you, no matter whatever the problem is. i'll always stick by your side til' the end of time. you're always my number one, and forever will be. you have made my life so much more brighter than it already was :D i just want to thank you so much for making me feel like a priority, and i promise that we will definitely get married. you're everything that i've ever dreamed for. i love you so damn much, and i promise to never hurt your cute self one bit. andreea loves you so much, and she hopes you do too x) oh and i just want to let you know that you're so special to me, and you make me feel so beautiful and loved everytime we talk <3 i love you, baby <333

this is for my boyfriend <3 and nobody else :D

by andreea <3333 March 20, 2021

3 Car Garage

A woman that likes vaginal, oral, and anal sex

Me: "Where can I park it?"
Gayle: "What do you mean?"
Me: "If dicks were cars, you would be a 3 car garage!"

by Michael S King June 14, 2008